“If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.” – AnonymousĢ6. “When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.” – AnonymousĢ5. “Life’s good, you should get one.” – AnonymousĢ4. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.” – Oscar Wilde Sarcastic Quotes About LifeĢ3. “Sarcasm-helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.” – AnonymousĢ2. “Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.” – AnonymousĢ1. “Sarcasm-because arguing with stupid people just wouldn’t be as much fun.” – AnonymousĢ0. “Sarcasm-the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.” – Anonymousġ9. “Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars, and makes people smile.” – Mahmoud Darwishġ8. “Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.” – Anonymousġ7. “My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.” – Anonymous Sarcastic Quotes to Highlight What It Isġ6. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.” – Anonymousġ5.
“If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. “If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” – Anonymousġ4. I was ignoring you the first time.” – Anonymousġ3. “I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Anonymousġ2. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” – Anonymousġ1. “They say each day is a gift! Well, I want to know where customer service is so I can return this one!” – Anonymous Famous Sarcastic Quotesġ0. “Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children.” – Sam Levensonĩ. “I’ll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.” – AnonymousĨ. “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.” – Anonymousħ. They don’t do it very often.” – AnonymousĦ. “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.” – Anonymousĥ. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh BrilliantĤ. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.” – Anonymousģ. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.” – AnonymousĢ.